Monday, 31 October 2011

Autumn Vibes

Salutations! Although I had stated in my previous post that this would be posted the next day, I was unable to due to unforseen problems, namely that somebody has somehow broken the screen of my laptop (and yes, I am whole-heartedly going with the 'somebody' - It was not my fault)
However, I can post this now, and the next one tomorrow. Unfortunately on Thursday Morning, I will be leaving early to go 'Espana' and will probably be unable to post any posts while I am away, though rest assured, I hope to write a few.


Struggling to reach the surface

  • Girls who straighten their hair everyday. You have been blessed by god with curls, why on Earth would you make light of that gift by straightening your beautiful locks?
  • Sandals in Autumn/Winter. I can not bear this on anyone - unless then sandals in question are stiletto heeled ones... and worn sensibly, with socks 'a la prada fall 2010' if it is cold; which in winter, in Britain, it probably is.
  • Adele. Boring, repetitive and she bleats like a goat. On the other hand, I like the retro 60s eyeliner she has going on.
  • Justin Bieber's perfume - for girls. Sincerely? This is practically so funny, that I do not even feel that it is pitiful, just really sweet. Sho shweeet!


  • Winter. It is Cold.
  • Random weight gain. Just about enough to make me want to starve myself for a week.
  • Chapped winter lips. Painful and undesirable. How lucky we are that there are so many irresistible products on the market... now I just have to find one that does not smell like candied strawberries. Of course, Vaseline is always a good place to start, being a classic (and I have a weakness for the 'Rose and Almond Oil') but I happen to know that Burt's Bees Lip Balm Beeswax is worth a try too.

  • Split ends. On my Life, I swear that my hair just enjoys having split ends. Whenever I look, there they are, teasing me with their resilience. No matter how many times I may visit the hairdresser, or try hair-strengthening shampoo, it appears the outcome is one and the same. It must be a curse.
  • Stress. Pressure. I am only sixteen and it appears that the choices I make now will affect the rest of my life. *Sigh.*
  • My Laptop's broken. Just thought I might mention it for a second time.
  • 3D - It is alright, but not worth the extra cost. I am already wholly bored of it.
  • The upcoming Twilight Film - Breaking Dawn - though, to be honest, by this point I have given up caring. I am not even going to make disgusted faces at those who express their intention of seeing it (And when my sister buys the DVD, I will eventually watch it, though only to mock it. Sincerely)
  • Out of season, Fake Tan. Mildly strange at the best of time, depressing in Autumn/Winter.

3 comments:

Taylor said...

I just wanted to say that I really like your blog!!! It's really funny and interesting, and I think your views on fashion are interesting, clever and original. Keep up the good work.

Zoé said...

@Taylor >>> Thank you for the lovely comment. Yes, I will do my best not to become desperate and give up. It's comments like these that make it worth it. Oh, and you can follow if you like.

Michelle said...

Thank you for the lovely comment on my blog ZOE. You are a very smart, opinionated woman and your posts are all incredible, entertaining. It's good to see a lot of blogger who does everything, not only outfit posts but also some facts about life and everything. Very good! Keep it up

Xo,
Mitch